Santo Gold

I got chains, I got charms

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I got bracelets for your arms

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Money back guarantee!

Five Year Warranty!

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(We know you're going to like it)

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(We know you're going to like it)

24 karat Santo Gold!

I was looking at a friend's Facebook page earlier this evening and noticed that he was a fan of Santogold. I'd not heard of her before, and to be frank, the first thing that came to mind was the classic cheesy infomercial for Santo Gold.

Here's a youtube video snippet:



And another (this one is significantly longer):



I remember seeing these informercials when I was an undergraduate at MSU. Too bad the Blood Circus film reels have been lost. I almost want to see what by some accounts is perhaps the worst movie of all time.

UPDATE: How did I miss this Cracked.com article on Santo Gold? And it was posted last month!