Tale of the Tape: Dolemite vs. Dolomite

Dolemite vs. Dolomite


Dolemite: Blaxploitation Film
Dolomite: Carbonate Rock and Mineral
Advantage: Dolemite

Dolemite: Title character portrayed by Rudy Ray Moore
Dolomite: Described by Déodat de Dolomieu
Advantage: Dolemite

Dolemite: Pimp persona of a comedian
Dolomite: Used as an ornamental stone
Advantage: Dolemite

Dolemite: Features actresses as kung-fu fighting whores
Dolomite: Rocks can't be kung-fu fighting whores
Advantage: Dolemite

Dolemite: Spawned the sequel The Human Tornado
Dolomite: Shaped Dolomite Alps
Advantage: Dolemite

Winner: Dolemite. The Mountains are big, but no match for the King of Party Records.