15 December 2005

Le pornstache est mort

My pornstache is no more. It suffered an accidental death this evening.

I had intended just to trim it before heading off to the Mississippi State-Jacksonville State basketball game tonight. Unfortunately, I didn't notice that I had failed to secure the comb to the trimmer properly until I had shaved off part of the 'stache.

Damage done, I removed the comb and shaved off the 'stache. I now have no facial hair.

Arrangements for the pornstache's wake have not yet been made.

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